My name is Noah Cornick. I was born in Chicago in 1977. I am a child of the 80's. I like to eat pizza. I am married and live in Seattle. I care too much about the fortunes of the following sports teams: The Chicago Blackhawks, Bears and Cubs; any team from my alma mater, Ohio University; and Oregon State football. I like lighthouses and Legos. I don't like stupid people, thus, I have five friends.